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i smell a dane cook ... ( 2 months ago by grldchz82)

i smell a dane cook fane

Dane Cook is taller ... ( 2 months ago by Raymantico)

Dane Cook is taller, better-looking, has had way more poontang-- hell, he's a movie star now-- and he is somehow, in one of those counter-intuitive things in physics like a black hole or something, a bigger asshole than Patton Osvalt.

Yeah ok, Patton ... ( 2 months ago by ShakeuhZuZu)

Yeah ok, Patton wants to sound like that dumbshit Dane Cook. Patton is way underrated unlike your fuckin Dane Cook. Go with Daniel Tosh, hes way better than Dane Cook, well, I guess just about everyone is.

ROFLOLOLOL :D ( 2 months ago by redvampirehunter)

ROFLOLOLOL :D

haha, so do I ( 2 months ago by hazystargazer)

haha, so do I

Good looking people ... ( 2 months ago by UncleMilo)

Good looking people are always bigger assholes. They think that being good looking gives them some level of superiority over all us ugly folk. Dane Cook isn't all that funny.

Everyone stay on ... ( 1 month ago by brattonbigfingers)

Everyone stay on the look out for a copy of the real commercial, please. Certainly someone has this on some old Beta cassettes.

It is alright to ... ( 1 month ago by d0ug)

It is alright to admit you have a raging man-crush on Dane Cook, but it is not alright to lash out at others when they do not share the same torrid attraction.

That sounds like it ... ( 1 month ago by MisterSynyster)

That sounds like it leads right into a domestic dispute. About Cookies...

dan cook stole ... ( 1 month ago by thestache09)

dan cook stole jokes from other comidians.....which is why he does movies now

We've done research ... ( 1 month ago by i3skate)

We've done research that shows that these cookies appeal to people in their late 50's trapped in failed, hateful marriages and as they sink deeper into the suppurating asshole of mutual acrimony and defeat they need to gnaw on your crumbly cookie! LOLOLOLOL

He sounds like ... ( 1 month ago by MisterSynyster)

He sounds like DeVito when mimicing the eldery.

Now somethins up ... ( 1 month ago by MisterSynyster)

Now somethins up wit ma sound card, so everything is high-pitched. Now everyone sounds like slightly higher-than-normal-pitched robots!

'your twat smells ... ( 1 month ago by dickravis)

'your twat smells like a baby's coffin' ...oh that patton oswald! what's he gonna say next?

damn you patton you ... ( 1 month ago by beastamongbeast)

damn you patton you kept me up till like 3 am last week i watched this time and time again

whats the title of ... ( 1 month ago by Leholmgren)

whats the title of this stand up act?

dude i cant stop ... ( 1 month ago by eager222)

dude i cant stop watching and i am so god dam tired, hes too funny for my own good

I can't breathe! ... ( 1 month ago by Morphetus)

I can't breathe! Seriously I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe! Oswalt is brilliant!

Right on...! I ... ( 1 month ago by DoubtfulGrace)

Right on...! I think Patton Oswald could own Dane Cook at a comedy fight. While that wannabe pretty-boys getting his jokes from writers in his movies, Pattons chowing down on pie and writing his own hilarious material.

Oswalt is KING! :D ( 4 weeks ago by Kinjamaimai)

Oswalt is KING! :D

i almost died from ... ( 3 weeks ago by thisissparta999)

i almost died from laughing too hard once at 4 in the morning he's funny during the day but king at knight

You know maybe if ... ( 3 weeks ago by Notides360)

You know maybe if you learned to eat some pussy I wouldn't be down here trying to get a sugar high off this goddamn thing. Your twat smells like a babie's coffin! You asshole!

Patton Oswald: No ... ( 2 weeks ago by jelindsay371)

Patton Oswald: No Reason to Complain.

I totally remember ... ( 3 days ago by motrelsnops)

I totally remember those Stella Dora ads in the seventies. The ads were almost as bad as the cookies themselves