Video by: funkboxing
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My entry into the YouTube TurboTax Rap Contest.
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You wake up in the morning, get your game face on
You got work on your mind and your paydays commin
You take your coffee in grounds, you aint got time for that drip
You're on a mission to bring home the bacon and the rent
You ready to work like a chain gang get up and get dressed
You check your mug before you goto work so you look your best
You face the mirror but the man facing back isn't you
It's an auditor from the department of revenue
Nothin for shizzle in life
Nothing for shizzle but the reaper and the tax man
The Reaper gonna find you when your number comes up
But even the reaper gotta give the tax man his cut
Oh no - it's you - you the tax man - your him
You spend all your friday nights itemizing deductions
You're an agent in the matrix and you got no remorse
You'd audit Morphius and neo and take them back to the source
You got toner in your blood, a ballpoint heart not to mention
You'd slap your own mama if she tried to file for an extension
All your thoughts are transmitted and analyzed by the Fed
Cuz when you went to work for IRS they put a chip in your head
Nothin for shizzle...
They say freedom aint free and you pay your fee by brackets
Because article 11 says that congress can levee taxes
So go on ahead and do your taxes with TurboTax
So they don't send some weird lookin Tax man after you
Nothin for shizzle...

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Comments for this video on YouTube

Definitely most ... ( 1 year ago by edbassmaster)

Definitely most original!! 5 STARS

there you go... way ... ( 1 year ago by niceupshot)

there you go... way to slip it in - great stuff my man!

Thanks, I had to go ... ( 1 year ago by funkboxing)

Thanks, I had to go check the rules, thanks for the clue, guess I got carried away.

Thanks!!! ( 1 year ago by funkboxing)

Thanks!!!

Hope You Win that ... ( 1 year ago by baghaei74)

Hope You Win that Contest

Awesome mine was ... ( 1 year ago by KevinBrunnert)

Awesome mine was horrible

this is the best ... ( 1 year ago by invidious666)

this is the best thing iv ever seen!!!

Thanks man!!! ( 1 year ago by funkboxing)

Thanks man!!!

Nahhh, your cat rap ... ( 1 year ago by funkboxing)

Nahhh, your cat rap rocked!!!

Very creative ... I ... ( 1 year ago by KingdomProductions01)

Very creative ... I like it

Cool video and the ... ( 1 year ago by cidlove)

Cool video and the song is pretty good too, I gave it a five dude.

That was good. I ... ( 1 year ago by Daman39)

That was good. I fived it

Outstanding! Glad ... ( 1 year ago by nirgal38)

Outstanding! Glad your Uncle Michael told me about it.

this is pretty ... ( 1 year ago by djrun4kover)

this is pretty fresh!!

Cool video. Good ... ( 1 year ago by SalaciousScribe)

Cool video. Good luck from a fellow contestant!

HAHHAA brushing ... ( 1 year ago by glazerade)

HAHHAA brushing your teeth and eating coffee grinds with that mask on is hilarious. Check out my video, it's called "A CPA In A CPU" and it's #259.

Yo that's true man. ... ( 1 year ago by johnnybinder)

Yo that's true man. The Reaper gotta give the Tax Man his cut. I was accountant. But ever since Turbo Tax took all my business, I've had to make my money as a hardcore emcee. I wish I could say the world of accounting prepared me for the world of hip hop, but it really didn't. It's good to know there's so many of us out there. Peace, -King Loophole: Entry #144

You got the bling ... ( 1 year ago by funkboxing)

You got the bling and you spit mad knowledge, I'd say you're all set. Also the world of accounting is even more hardcore than the world of hip-hop. Capone got put away for tax evasion, Run-DMC just got hit with indecency.

it was hot man ( 1 year ago by 042591)

it was hot man

get ur own name xD ( 22 hours ago by Rapreaper22)

get ur own name xD