Video by: smpfilms
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FUNNY RANDOM FACTS ABOUT AUSTALIA:
-Their cheeses don't make me run to the toilet. Nor do their meats. I seem to have a problem with American dairy products.
-Their junk food is expensive, but their healthy food is cheap. So if chocolate is an aphrodisiac, you'll be very sexually frustrated when you can't afford a candy bar.
-They have a lot of bugs since they're not so heavy into pest control. Bring bug repellent and a bat when you come to visit. Don't be afraid to by stupid looking hats to keep the flies away either!
-If you ever go to Melbourne, don't be afraid to walk down a dark alley. You may see some very impressive art. Just watch where you step... they also seem to serve as public restrooms from time to time.
-Go to Koala Cove while driving on The Great Ocean Road! Seriously, it's cool! Oh yeah, and they REALLY do sell POO!
-Stay away from Vegemite if you didn't grow up on it. To me, it smells like fish bait and tastes like medicine.
-Many American restaurants are called something completely different, but they are there. For example, Burger King is Hungry Jacks and Red Robin is still gross.
-They don't tip because the waiters make good money, but get ready to spend more money on the meal.
-Australians don't put another shrimp on the barbie unless you want your ass kicked.
-Toilets don't really flush the other way. My dreams were crushed when I found that out.
-The holes in their toilets are about 3 times bigger than American toilet holes. That's because Australians are more full of... thinking time : )
-They drive on the left side of the road. That'll play with your head for a while, lol.
WHY WAS I SO SAD LOOKING:
I wasn't sad... I was tired from all the editing I had been doing to make this video the best I could make it. It was very hard to express the experience in the way that I felt it, through a 10 minute video.
UPCOMING GATHERINGS: http://www.youtubegathering.com
MY FAVORITE BEER WHILE IN AUSTRALIA:
Asahi, Stella Artois, and Crown
MY FAVORITE FOOD IN AUSTRALIA:
Thai
MUSIC BY:
Solar Powered People
http://www.myspace.com/solarpoweredpeople
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Andrew aka AngryAussie for the great experiences and for letting me crash at his place : )
http://www.youtube.com/angryaussie
TheMightyThor1212, Emma, and Damien:
For the beer tasting experiences.

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get off you fat ass ... ( 1 month ago by rb25jet)

get off you fat ass and go out side.... you have no idea...

that's Great Ocean ... ( 1 month ago by s0096901)

that's Great Ocean Road

it's on Great Ocean ... ( 1 month ago by s0096901)

it's on Great Ocean Road. probably 12o kms far from Melbourne

i love australia im ... ( 1 month ago by calculus785)

i love australia im from the usa but ive been to australia 6 times all ready. my distant cousin lives there and he is rich, he takes me there all the time im actually going there next month. the next time your there try and eat kangaroo. it is yummy.

:o have to check it ... ( 1 month ago by wraize91)

:o have to check it out when i drive up tht way next

melbourne!- i didnt ... ( 1 month ago by Scobilishous)

melbourne!- i didnt even know this was on but whtdya no melbournes gratest city on earth al sorts of things happend!

Melbourne Beats ... ( 1 month ago by moe96699669)

Melbourne Beats Brisbane By 100 Miles. Much Much Better. Look on the bright side, Brisbane Kills Sydney.

I just got back ... ( 1 month ago by krissy4nik)

I just got back from melbourne thanks for this vid it was sort of a to do list and Melbourne was amazing. We stayed in port campbell during our drive on great ocean road and our room was literally a stone's throw from a beautiful beach! I cant wait to go back.

Gr8 video , ... ( 1 month ago by Shredster86)

Gr8 video , australia's pretty amazing

lol, small ... ( 1 month ago by disingenuous01)

lol, small compensation

Nice video, but ... ( 4 weeks ago by sliat1981)

Nice video, but it's pronnounced MEL-BEN UST-RAY-LIA, not MEL-BORN OST-RAY-LIA.

Nice video. ( 4 weeks ago by maxljub)

Nice video.

What a crap hole I ... ( 3 weeks ago by ChrisPCrunchy)

What a crap hole I cant believe that humans choose to live in that cess-pool called Melbourne. I guess retards know no better.

Thanks for this ... ... ( 2 weeks ago by worldpeaz)

Thanks for this ... I finally got to see something ~ I was living in a little place called Pakenham (outside Melbourne) and wish I'd known you guys were there, because I was feeling pretty alone at that time. I lived there for 2 years ~ married a guy from there that I met on Yahoo .. LOL .. yup! Well, I couldn't get used to the Crocodile Dundee Redneck, so I'm back in the states. I sure wish I'd been able to see more of Australia ~ LMBO .. don't miss those flies though. TYVM

Nothing cess-pool ... ( 2 weeks ago by kazzab1957)

Nothing cess-pool about Melbourne ! We don't want any retards so we're real glad you don't like it here. Please do us all a favour & stay away !!

l loved this video. ... ( 2 weeks ago by kazzab1957)

l loved this video. l sent it to a friend in the States. Thank-you so much for posting it. l'm a very proud Melbournian !

there are idiots in ... ( 2 weeks ago by youknowperiptero)

there are idiots in all parts of the world and obviously they are some of them. this is a great video and it should be taken in the vein it ws meant to be - which was that Melbourne and Victoria in general is great.

Very nice ( 1 week ago by rmettem2)

Very nice

you look like silar ( 1 week ago by Aggerz)

you look like silar

Array ( 1 week ago by 3eevee3)

australia is the best bcuz i come from there and its butiful and the outback and the wildlife

its a shame not all ... ( 6 days ago by username26447)

its a shame not all of Australia is that wonderful i mean the landscape and animals....its only the well known places that count :D

i guess what the ... ( 4 days ago by jaidee76)

i guess what the anti melbourne guy meant was Melbourne is a cess-pool of different cultures, and that it is. It has become too multi-cultural.Ive moved to another country and i dont miss the arrogant Turks, dirty lebs, young italion stallion wannabees. A sad place now. It has great Aussie rules though!!!! Thats a good point. :)

l really don't know ... ( 4 days ago by kazzab1957)

l really don't know where you're coming from ! There is nothing at all sad about Melbourne, it's a great place to live. Yes we are very multi cultural but that is something you'd have to take up with our Government. l personally think it adds character to Melbourne & yes our Aussie rules are the best. A VERY PROUD Melbournian !!

lt's cool..no ... ( 4 days ago by kazzab1957)

lt's cool..no offense taken. Yes Melbourne has changed a lot from when l was a teenager too. l guess at times l get annoyed with some changes here but l still love it. l don't really care what other nationalities think of us. l was born & bred here & it will always be My Melbourne. If they don't like it or us they can go back where they come from. l reckon that's fair hey ?? Have a good day x