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A clip of Patton Oswalt's live standup at the Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, NC.

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I know I am better ... ( 6 months ago by OgdenNoir)

I know I am better then you. And you know it as well and I did not have to use profanity to get that point across. But I am sure you will reply to this with profanity. Because morons are predictable.

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I do agree that ... ( 6 months ago by h1d3tor4)

I do agree that used in a particular sense their are those who simply cuss to sound forceful, however thier are those who use it in a comedic sense to much avail. Choosing not to use a certain portion of a language is a personal choice and does not in anyway mean that you are better than anyother human on this planet. The mear fact that you are willing to call yourself better than someone you do not know is grounds for others to believe you are actually worse.

go drive your prias ... ( 6 months ago by mzathemind)

go drive your prias fag

You toilet mouths ... ( 6 months ago by OgdenNoir)

You toilet mouths still have yet to convince me. Keep swearing, I'm sure I will come around. LOL!!!

They're just ... ( 5 months ago by porchwhitey)

They're just because they're the mountain people getting rocks thrown at them. Idiots. Swearing FUCKIN' RULES BITCH

i think you just ... ( 5 months ago by NaveedKoval)

i think you just proved your youth and misdirected confidence in your knowledge by using LOL!!!

FUCK! ( 4 months ago by TacticalToast619)

FUCK!

"Do you mind if me ... ( 4 months ago by Saiteyaa)

"Do you mind if me and my life partner put on tuxedos and kiss and pledge eternal love?" "Fuck you, faggot!" "How bout I blow him on a tight rope?" "AWESOME!" Patton rules. :)

awesome! ( 4 months ago by BardBombSquad)

awesome!

So, um, i noticed ... ( 4 months ago by demonicrubberducky)

So, um, i noticed that there's a flame war going on here, and that the word 'fag' has been used as an obligitory at least eighty-seven thousand times, so i guess i'll stop to say that i'm bi, so I am a fag. Please think about that. And Patton is an amazing fucking comedian ^_^

BY the way - ... ( 4 months ago by rickrudd)

BY the way - Roanoke, Virginia is a GREAT city! I am not sure why he picked the outskirts of Roanoke to make up a bullshit story about butt fucking trannies!?!?!?!? I assure you that southwestern Virginia is populated by great, salt of the earth people.

Great, salt of the ... ( 3 months ago by SteveTharPirate)

Great, salt of the earth butt fucking trannies. And even if it's a lie, it's a funny joke.

Yes, you are ... ( 3 months ago by rtanweb)

Yes, you are cock-hungry. So?

in the middle when ... ( 3 months ago by wickkidda)

in the middle when the video messes up what does he say doesn't exist?

This is funny to ... ( 3 months ago by Type59)

This is funny to kids, who can relate to him due to size.

The whole red ... ( 2 months ago by gabara)

The whole red state-blue state dichotomy.

Bi people don't ... ( 2 months ago by Anon1696)

Bi people don't have fingers; how are you typing?

"Everything in ... ( 2 months ago by Stillwater100)

"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time." ROFLMFAO. Patton is the fucking king! This shit is howlingly funny.

Check out my ... ( 1 month ago by rtselby)

Check out my channel "rtselby"!!! Enjoy my original jokes!

It must've been ... ( 1 month ago by monsieurhassan)

It must've been real mand sto . .. that's a good story, u can't just make it up

Oh Man DUDE!!! all ... ( 1 month ago by rickrudd)

Oh Man DUDE!!! all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are "Clearly not hip, cool, and/or trivial enough (to clarify, see all the worthless humans your fellow citizens worship) - is there in fact an 'America' that exists beyond our douchebag city borders???!!!" You are correct - it IS a funny joke - I am just dismayed at my 6! thumbs down for a less-than harsh comment that merely raised the question of why a little fella like P.O. would pick out Roanoke as his point of ridicule.

Yeah cause the ... ( 1 week ago by captphun66)

Yeah cause the people here (SWVA) are so pure that there can't be tranny-fags were there are confederate flags?! I think the ones with the confederate flags are the ones in the tranny dresses.

Patton Oswalt's ... ( 4 days ago by benchwarmer969)

Patton Oswalt's comedy central presents is WAY better than this.